Showing posts with label quips. Show all posts
Showing posts with label quips. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 24, 2024

finally, a hard puzzle

 my old penny dell puzzle book is beat up to hell, the fill in puzzles thing. id like to complete it 100% some day, but i cracked out one of the other new ones i had. and finally, a challenging puzzle!! shoulda seen when i was like "bro" when i saw the size of this puzzle. it's a 21 x 21 instead of most of the 15 x 15 i see


and man it took forever, maybe like... half an hour to solve? started on the bottom left. but damn getting that first word in was real satisfying. no hiccups or mistakes at all besides placing the wrong word in the top left near the end of the puzzle, but i corrected it easily. this puzzle was just more time consuming than hard but yeah... pretty hard actually


there we gooooo



Sunday, September 22, 2024

The New Social Media

reddit, Twitter, and YouTube are removed from the home screen. use is banned for a while. go read a book. stop wasting your time scrolling and checking your phone. you sure can try though, but nothing will be there. this blogspot is your media. wanna talk, look at stuff? how about looking at yourself, then?

Thursday, September 12, 2024

yes, in fact,

it IS a good idea. every time I come around, it all seems... the same. and pretty soon, I'll have something else to think about instead. yes. it makes sense. Great idea!! BYE

long lasting deodorant!

funny to think I actually marked with sharpie on my 2 pack of right guard clear gel deodorant when I bought them. ONE of them got used up. lasted me since 4/29, that's just a little less than 5 months!! 

Sunday, August 18, 2024

Very well

Imagine saying bye ahead of time
So... alright
see you tomorrow

Saturday, August 17, 2024

Yeah right!

Hah! Since when was the last time you did something like that? Please! I expect nothing more than, well, nothing ain't more than itself is it, huh?

Saturday, August 10, 2024

stupid capitalist society

 

will you fucking believe it? i dont get delivery, like, ever, cuz of this shit

minimum order has to be $20, oh also, there's all these fees and stuff, just to make you pay more. support local fee? DELIVERY FEE? why should i even bother tipping? god, i shouldnt have tipped at all, come to think of it, if i'm already being sucked of an extra $10 or so 

man i aint doing this shit again fuck delivery and fuck fees

Tuesday, July 30, 2024

Thursday, July 25, 2024

get free wifi anywhere you go

I'm pretty sure I owe 4-6 months of backpay to my roommate for my half of the internet bill but he never asked and never mentioned it at all so!! 

Thursday, July 18, 2024

I spy cybertruck

saw a cybertruck for the first time. God, it's more garish in person than I thought. all of it is just novelty. that's the only reason I imagine anyone could have for having such a vehicle. not for function, durability, price, or quality, but rather for visual attraction alone. to make yourself draw attention and feel special for owning... such a eyesore... 

Thursday, June 20, 2024

that was the best shower ever

 i fucking needed that man i smelled like piss and sweat and bug spray after my long arduous hike, god i couldn't stand it that like that 5.5 mile, 3 hour hike


i violently drove home from the store feeling horrible with that BO

got home, stripped down like i was contaminated with biotoxins 

and now after a shower i feel like 



Friday, March 29, 2024

Fuck the light

 I never had as much to an aversion to light as I do right now. It's so gray and cold and bleak outside that the mood right now is better for the room to be dark and dimly lit. I could have never wished so hard than right now to have blackout curtains, god. Here I am duct taping towels and blankets on my walls to block out the light and it works, a bit. I just wish it were nighttime. The darkness feels comfortable.

Monday, February 12, 2024

Wavy News 19-003

The democrats are pushing their kinky paths of destruction 

Sunday, February 4, 2024

Cleaning be like


Do you ever have the Sunday cleaning mood going, then you clean your whole house and afterwards it feels really nice and it feels like this



Saturday, January 20, 2024

I hate hold music

When hold music starts to play with some horrible music and some woman starts advertising when I'd prefer to have nothing playing

Thursday, January 4, 2024

Skipper's Log, no.32

Barack Obama has struck us out of the sky by saying the N-word.

Tuesday, December 12, 2023

I Heard

At this point, there is no music to play. There are moments for something with high octane energy, another for casual movements, a third for melancholia and sadness. But here, there is no sound. Only the atmosphere.